MysticCobraGirl
02-24-2005, 07:54 AM
Don't take your wife with you........
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officers says,
"I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60,
perhaps your radar gun need calibrating.
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be
silly dear, you know that this car does not have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his
wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for
once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful
your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through
clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth
shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I noticed that you're not
wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but
took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my
license out of my back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't
have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when
you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the
driver turn to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE
SHUT UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your
husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
(You are gonna love this.)
"Only when he's been drinking."
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officers says,
"I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60,
perhaps your radar gun need calibrating.
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be
silly dear, you know that this car does not have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his
wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for
once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful
your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through
clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth
shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I noticed that you're not
wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but
took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my
license out of my back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't
have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when
you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the
driver turn to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE
SHUT UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your
husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
(You are gonna love this.)
"Only when he's been drinking."