CallawayGT
02-22-2005, 04:45 PM
A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million
dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, "Honey, be careful
when you drive. If we break a window on any of those gorgeous homes, it'll
cost us a fortune to repair!"
Of course, the wife promptly shanked her first shot right through the window
of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned
you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize
and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice
said, "come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was
done, glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on
its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that", the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a
genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that
you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each
one
wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out,
"I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in
the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from
fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman
in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now
have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind." "But what about you,
honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for
you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the
afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
After about three hours of nonstop sex, the genie rolled over and looked
directly into the wife's eyes. "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"No shit! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"
dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, "Honey, be careful
when you drive. If we break a window on any of those gorgeous homes, it'll
cost us a fortune to repair!"
Of course, the wife promptly shanked her first shot right through the window
of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned
you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize
and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice
said, "come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was
done, glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on
its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that", the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a
genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that
you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each
one
wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out,
"I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And
I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in
the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from
fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman
in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now
have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind." "But what about you,
honey?"
"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for
you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the
afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
After about three hours of nonstop sex, the genie rolled over and looked
directly into the wife's eyes. "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"No shit! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"