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J
02-15-2005, 01:12 PM
NEVER SAY TO A COP

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

stalkerbabe
02-15-2005, 03:58 PM
:)

EddieGT
02-15-2005, 07:06 PM
NEVER SAY TO A COP

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.



LOL... I actually said to a cop that my radar detector was a piece of shit cuz it didn't alert me... The cop just chuckled and asked for my license and registration... (sad part is, I was being serious to him)

Joe Friday
02-15-2005, 07:46 PM
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.

This one dosen't work either.. they did NOT think it was funny