J
02-09-2005, 10:45 AM
A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both
married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the Upper bunk
and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to
Reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully
cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married.
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f****** blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the Upper bunk
and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to
Reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully
cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married.
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f****** blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.