Squid
08-09-2011, 02:34 AM
How DRY Is It in Texas??
A buddy out of Longview said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Lubbock said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Lake Palestine, they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in Bryan, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
[forwarded by JR Whitby]
today'sTHOT============================
It's almost impossible to overestimate the unimportance of most things.
A buddy out of Longview said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.
A man in Lubbock said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
In Lake Palestine, they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!
But just this week, in Bryan, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.
[forwarded by JR Whitby]
today'sTHOT============================
It's almost impossible to overestimate the unimportance of most things.