Squid
03-31-2010, 10:10 PM
Lady of the House: "I want you to stand at the front door and call the guest's names as they arrive."
Butler: "Very well, madam. I've been wanting to do that for years."
[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]
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My wife knows just how to motivate me. She'll say, "Do you want to do the dishes tonight, dear, or would you rather have a live weasel stapled to your thigh?"
Butler: "Very well, madam. I've been wanting to do that for years."
[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]
today'sTHOT============================
My wife knows just how to motivate me. She'll say, "Do you want to do the dishes tonight, dear, or would you rather have a live weasel stapled to your thigh?"