Squid
03-18-2010, 07:04 AM
The judge warned the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?"
"I do."
"Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?"
"Sure," said the witness. "My side will win."
[forwarded by Steve Sanderson]
today'sTHOT============================
Bread is square. Why is sandwich meat round?
"I do."
"Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?"
"Sure," said the witness. "My side will win."
[forwarded by Steve Sanderson]
today'sTHOT============================
Bread is square. Why is sandwich meat round?