Squid
06-07-2009, 05:58 AM
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so
excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck' and I starting jumping up and
down along with her. She said, "I have some really great news!" I
said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping and
breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she
was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her,
"That's great I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's
more." I asked, "What do you mean there's more." She said, "Well, we
are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at
how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she
knew. She said....
(You're going to love this!)
"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually
had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out
positive!"
driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so
excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck' and I starting jumping up and
down along with her. She said, "I have some really great news!" I
said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping and
breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she
was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her,
"That's great I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's
more." I asked, "What do you mean there's more." She said, "Well, we
are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at
how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she
knew. She said....
(You're going to love this!)
"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually
had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out
positive!"