Squid
05-27-2009, 10:26 PM
FUN THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR WHILE BORED
~ When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
~ Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
~ Swat at flies that don't exist.
~ Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
~ Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
~ Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
~ Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
~ Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
~ Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"
~ Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
~ Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
today'sTHOT============================
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
~ When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
~ Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
~ Swat at flies that don't exist.
~ Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
~ Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
~ Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
~ Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
~ Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
~ Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"
~ Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
~ Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
today'sTHOT============================
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?