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04-07-2009, 01:56 AM
BIBLE QUOTES

~ Adam: "You are what you eat"

~ Eve: "At least he doesn't compare me to his mother"

~ Abraham: "I'm goin' not knowin'"

~ Noah: "Honk if you believe in treading water"

~ Moses: "From a basket case to the promise land"

~ Elizah: "When Jezebel ain't happy, ain't nobody happy"

~ Balaam: "My second donkey talks!"

~ Prodigal Son: "All roads lead to home"

~ At the Sinai desert: "Winding road next 40 years"

~ At the Red Sea: "Caution! Subject to sudden flooding"

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He who laughs first also laughs last if nobody laughed in the middle.