gunner_501
03-14-2009, 11:05 PM
Shiny Silver Box
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a shopping mall for the very first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by 2 shiny silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
"What is this, father?" the young boy asked.
The father, never having seen an elevator before, responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father continued to stare at it, wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls, and pressed a button. The walls opened up and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up.
They continued to watch the circles of light above the shiny walls light up in the reverse order of the first time they lit up. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a shopping mall for the very first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by 2 shiny silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
"What is this, father?" the young boy asked.
The father, never having seen an elevator before, responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father continued to stare at it, wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls, and pressed a button. The walls opened up and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up.
They continued to watch the circles of light above the shiny walls light up in the reverse order of the first time they lit up. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."