Squid
03-04-2009, 08:23 PM
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~ An overnight, out-of-state trip for equipment parts is a vacation.
~ You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
~ You sometimes rinse off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife lets you in the house.
~ You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
~ You have used baling wire to attach a license plate.
~ You remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, and yields for 10 years back, but not your kid's birthdays.
~ You drive off the road while examining your neighbor's crops.
~ You borrow gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
~ You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
~ You have used a tractor front-end loader as scaffolding for roof repairs.
~ When you drive your truck, everybody waves at you.
[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]
today'sTHOT============================
Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?
~ An overnight, out-of-state trip for equipment parts is a vacation.
~ You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
~ You sometimes rinse off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife lets you in the house.
~ You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
~ You have used baling wire to attach a license plate.
~ You remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, and yields for 10 years back, but not your kid's birthdays.
~ You drive off the road while examining your neighbor's crops.
~ You borrow gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
~ You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
~ You have used a tractor front-end loader as scaffolding for roof repairs.
~ When you drive your truck, everybody waves at you.
[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]
today'sTHOT============================
Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?