Squid
02-13-2009, 11:57 PM
A man went to Hell. He met the Devil and the Devil asked him if he liked to smoke. The man replied, "yes, I love to smoke!" The Devil said, " then you will love Monday's, you can smoke all day, anything you want."
Then the Devil asked him if he liked to drink, and the man replied, "yes, I love to drink!" The Devil said, "well, then you will love Tuesday's, you can drink all day, anything you like."
Then the Devil asked him if he was gay, and the man replied, "well Hell no!" Then the devil replied, "then you will hate Wednesday's!!!"
Then the Devil asked him if he liked to drink, and the man replied, "yes, I love to drink!" The Devil said, "well, then you will love Tuesday's, you can drink all day, anything you like."
Then the Devil asked him if he was gay, and the man replied, "well Hell no!" Then the devil replied, "then you will hate Wednesday's!!!"