88foxbody
01-24-2009, 01:28 AM
Something to look forward to later in life, ha, ha . . .
It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center.
Claude the hypnotist exclaimed, 'I'm here to put you into a
trance, and I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch.
It is a very, very special watch, and has been in my family for six
generations.'
He began to swing the watch gently back & forth while quietly
chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch......'
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back & forth,
light gleaming off the polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes
followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, it slipped from the
hypnotists fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred
pieces. 'SHIT!' said the hypnotist.
....... It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Center.
It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center.
Claude the hypnotist exclaimed, 'I'm here to put you into a
trance, and I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch.
It is a very, very special watch, and has been in my family for six
generations.'
He began to swing the watch gently back & forth while quietly
chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch......'
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back & forth,
light gleaming off the polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes
followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, it slipped from the
hypnotists fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred
pieces. 'SHIT!' said the hypnotist.
....... It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Center.