Squid
01-03-2009, 10:04 PM
-- Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead to undoing of fly
-- Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone.
-- Man who run in front of car get tired.
-- Man who run behind car get exhausted.
-- Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
-- Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
-- Man with one chopstick go hungry.
-- Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails.
-- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
-- Baseball is wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.
-- War doesn't determine who is right. War determines who is left.
-- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
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-- Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone.
-- Man who run in front of car get tired.
-- Man who run behind car get exhausted.
-- Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
-- Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
-- Man with one chopstick go hungry.
-- Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails.
-- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
-- Baseball is wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.
-- War doesn't determine who is right. War determines who is left.
-- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Read more... (http://www.jokes.com/funny/whatever/fortune-cookie-say---)
Source: Joke of the Day (http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml?rsspartner=unknown)
Clinically proven to elicit at least one smirk daily.