Squid
08-12-2008, 10:01 PM
I’m really re-thinking my burial choices
Ya just can't make this stuff up!! When southern Florida resident Nathan
Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide
screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did
take, however, was 'a generic white cardboard box filled with a
grayish-white powder.' (That's at least the way the police report
described it.)
A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar
to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big
time.
Later, Nathan stood in front of the numerous TV cameras and pleaded with
the burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister,
Gertrude.
She died three years ago."
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known
as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep . The cardboard box was
there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained T aped to the box was
this
note: Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we
snorted your sister.
No hard feelings. Have a nice day.
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More humor on this:
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/cocaine.asp
Ya just can't make this stuff up!! When southern Florida resident Nathan
Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide
screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did
take, however, was 'a generic white cardboard box filled with a
grayish-white powder.' (That's at least the way the police report
described it.)
A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar
to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big
time.
Later, Nathan stood in front of the numerous TV cameras and pleaded with
the burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister,
Gertrude.
She died three years ago."
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known
as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep . The cardboard box was
there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained T aped to the box was
this
note: Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we
snorted your sister.
No hard feelings. Have a nice day.
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More humor on this:
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/cocaine.asp