lxexpress
07-30-2008, 11:53 PM
This big ole' trucker is driving through Dallas one night and decides to stop at this bar that a buddy of his had told him about. He parks his rig and goes inside. He walks up to the bartender says in this dumb-hick voice, "Big Moe wantsa get fucked."
The bartender looks at him and tells him it'll cost him 10 bucks.
Big Moe drops a ten-dollar-bill on the bar.
The bartender tells him to go across the street to the hotel and knock on room 14 he'll get want he wants there.
So Big Moe goes over to the hotel and knocks on door number 14. This HUGE James Earl Jones type voice barrels from inside, "What the HELL to you want?"
"Big Moe wantsa get fucked," our friend answers.
"Well," the voice replies. "Slip 20 dollars under the door."
So Big Moe slips the cash under the door.
He's waitin for awhile and nothin happens. A few minutes later he decides to knock again.
The big voice asks again, "What the Hell do you want?"
"Big Moe wantsa get fucked," he answers.
The man on the other side shouted through the door, "What Again!"
The bartender looks at him and tells him it'll cost him 10 bucks.
Big Moe drops a ten-dollar-bill on the bar.
The bartender tells him to go across the street to the hotel and knock on room 14 he'll get want he wants there.
So Big Moe goes over to the hotel and knocks on door number 14. This HUGE James Earl Jones type voice barrels from inside, "What the HELL to you want?"
"Big Moe wantsa get fucked," our friend answers.
"Well," the voice replies. "Slip 20 dollars under the door."
So Big Moe slips the cash under the door.
He's waitin for awhile and nothin happens. A few minutes later he decides to knock again.
The big voice asks again, "What the Hell do you want?"
"Big Moe wantsa get fucked," he answers.
The man on the other side shouted through the door, "What Again!"