Squid
07-01-2008, 10:35 PM
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,...... 'Before you tell that joke cowboy, I think it's only fair to tell you, given that you're blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, ....think about it seriously. Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'Nope, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!'
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,...... 'Before you tell that joke cowboy, I think it's only fair to tell you, given that you're blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, ....think about it seriously. Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....
'Nope, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!'