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Squid
06-04-2008, 02:18 PM
MORNING SEX

She was standing in the kitchen
preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake,
she turned and said softly,
'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought,
'I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then gave it my all;
right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.

n4aride
06-04-2008, 08:23 PM
LOL!! :diss:

wldponi03
06-05-2008, 12:03 AM
LMFAO

stangracer44t
06-05-2008, 02:09 AM
ROFL COPTER!