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06-04-2008, 12:58 AM
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Before going to Europe on business, a man drives his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and asks for an immediate loan of $5,000.
The loan officer, taken aback, requests collateral.
"Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce," the man says.
The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping and gives the man the $5,000. Two weeks later, the man walks through the bank's doors and asks to settle up his loan and get his car back.
"That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest," the loan officer says.
The man writes out a check and starts to walk away.
"Wait, sir," the loan officer says. "You are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $5,000?"
The man smiles, "Where else could I find a safer place to park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40?"
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Before going to Europe on business, a man drives his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and asks for an immediate loan of $5,000.
The loan officer, taken aback, requests collateral.
"Well then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce," the man says.
The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping and gives the man the $5,000. Two weeks later, the man walks through the bank's doors and asks to settle up his loan and get his car back.
"That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest," the loan officer says.
The man writes out a check and starts to walk away.
"Wait, sir," the loan officer says. "You are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $5,000?"
The man smiles, "Where else could I find a safer place to park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40?"
Read more... (http://www.ajokeaday.com/ChisteDelDia.asp#91)
Source: The Joke of the Day from AJokeADay.com (http://www.ajokeaday.com/ChisteDelDia.asp)
Jokes ajokeaday.com - since 1995, over 4 million people get our politically-correct daily jokes via Email every month. your number one source for Jokes, Humor, entertainment, and jokes via Email. Score big at your next gathering, cocktail or sales appointment with clean daily jokes.