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05-15-2008, 03:39 AM
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One day a man is walking down the street when he sees an old man with a nice looking dog. He goes over to the man and asks: 'does your dog bite?' the old man replies 'No never'. When the man bends down to stroke the dog, it immediately takes a snap at his hand. The man says 'I thought you said your dog did not bite! 'I did' replies the old man, but this isn't my dog!'
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One day a man is walking down the street when he sees an old man with a nice looking dog. He goes over to the man and asks: 'does your dog bite?' the old man replies 'No never'. When the man bends down to stroke the dog, it immediately takes a snap at his hand. The man says 'I thought you said your dog did not bite! 'I did' replies the old man, but this isn't my dog!'
Source: The Joke of the Day from AJokeADay.com (http://www.ajokeaday.com/ChisteDelDia.asp)
Jokes ajokeaday.com - since 1995, over 4 million people get our politically-correct daily jokes via Email every month. your number one source for Jokes, Humor, entertainment, and jokes via Email. Score big at your next gathering, cocktail or sales appointment with clean daily jokes.