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04-13-2008, 11:04 PM
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When a woman got married she put a shoebox in the closet and told her husband not to open it. After over 50 years of marriage she was dying and told him to open the box. When he opened it there were 2 doilies and 85,000.00$
He ask why this was in the box.
She replied "when I got married my mother told me to crochet a doily every time I got mad at you."
He smile thinking she was only mad twice and ask what the $85,000.00 was.
She replied "that's the money from selling the doilies."
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When a woman got married she put a shoebox in the closet and told her husband not to open it. After over 50 years of marriage she was dying and told him to open the box. When he opened it there were 2 doilies and 85,000.00$
He ask why this was in the box.
She replied "when I got married my mother told me to crochet a doily every time I got mad at you."
He smile thinking she was only mad twice and ask what the $85,000.00 was.
She replied "that's the money from selling the doilies."
Source: The Joke of the Day from AJokeADay.com (http://www.ajokeaday.com/ChisteDelDia.asp)
Jokes ajokeaday.com - since 1995, over 4 million people get our politically-correct daily jokes via Email every month. your number one source for Jokes, Humor, entertainment, and jokes via Email. Score big at your next gathering, cocktail or sales appointment with clean daily jokes.