J
01-05-2005, 08:26 PM
Here is one for the age that we find ourselves in...
TECHNOLOGY BIRTH
Cyrus says: "Daddy how was I born?"
Dad say: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then we
met at a cyber-café. We sneaked into a secluded room where your mother agreed
to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered
that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button.
Nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
"You've got male"
TECHNOLOGY BIRTH
Cyrus says: "Daddy how was I born?"
Dad say: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"
Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then we
met at a cyber-café. We sneaked into a secluded room where your mother agreed
to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered
that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button.
Nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
"You've got male"