azzazal
02-08-2008, 07:42 AM
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in New England
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in New England
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you live in New England
If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again , you live in New England
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New England
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in New England
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
everybody is passing you, you live in New England
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in New England
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in New England
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in New England
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in New England
If there's a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in New England
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your New England friends & others, you live in New England
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in New England
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you live in New England
If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again , you live in New England
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New England
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in New England
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
everybody is passing you, you live in New England
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in New England
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in New England
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in New England
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in New England
If there's a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in New England
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your New England friends & others, you live in New England