down east

[lxexpress]

there were 2 guys working in a lumber mill out in newfoundland,the guy from cape breton throws his hammer down on the floor and says"fuck this..im sick and tired of working these 13 hour days week after week.i having eaten a family supper in 7 months,or had a day off in over a year".the newfie says"what are you gonna do?? you wont find a job around for 100 miles. the guy from cape breton says"watch this" he walks over to the stairs goes up to the loft and shimmys out on a rafter and starts to hang upside down by his feet. the newfie is looking at him when the boss walks in and says"wheres jim???.the newfie points up to the rafters to show his boss. the boss walks over looks up and says"what the hell are you doing???" he says"im a lightbulb." "a lightbulb" the boss responds."you better take the week off and rest". he gets down of the rafters and is gone!!!! the boss turns around and sees the newfie walking out the do also."he say" where the hell do you think you're going???" the newfie says" FUCK....YOU DONT EXPECT ME TO WORK IN THE DARK DO YA???