lxexpress
01-31-2008, 10:52 PM
This couple have been married for 50 years. The husband comes home from a day fishing trip and is horney as hell. He strips down his wife and goes down on her. He says to his wife we have been together for 50 years and you used to taste so sweet, but now it just doesnt taste right, what has happened. His wife replies it is because of my arthritis. OK he says and carries on.
A few days he is horned up again and strips down his wife and goes down on her. He says Honey you told me the change in taste is from your arthritis, but how can that be?
She replies, even since I got arthritis I havent been able to wipe my a$$ from the back, so I have to wipe it from the front. That is why it tastes different.
A few days he is horned up again and strips down his wife and goes down on her. He says Honey you told me the change in taste is from your arthritis, but how can that be?
She replies, even since I got arthritis I havent been able to wipe my a$$ from the back, so I have to wipe it from the front. That is why it tastes different.