Evil_Torquetress
10-23-2007, 12:39 AM
What not to say to a traffic cop
Damn it, you made me spill my beer!
Honestly sir, I was trying to open my bag of crack when my gun fell and jammed the accelerator down.
Got change for a hundred?
Hey I know you, can I have your autograph?
Darn, I thought that I was heading AWAY from Dunkin doughnuts
Not again
Whatever it was I didn't do it.
Sorry I was speeding, your wife said to hurry on over!
You aren't going to look in the trunk are you?
Uh, could you hold my beer while I get my license?
Jeez officer, you must have really been flyin' to catch me!
Bad Cop, No Donut!
Hi there Barney! How's Mayberry, Opie and Andy?
You call THAT a handgun? Check THIS out..
Make this fast, I've got to get the beer back to the party before it gets warm
Damn it, you made me spill my beer!
Honestly sir, I was trying to open my bag of crack when my gun fell and jammed the accelerator down.
Got change for a hundred?
Hey I know you, can I have your autograph?
Darn, I thought that I was heading AWAY from Dunkin doughnuts
Not again
Whatever it was I didn't do it.
Sorry I was speeding, your wife said to hurry on over!
You aren't going to look in the trunk are you?
Uh, could you hold my beer while I get my license?
Jeez officer, you must have really been flyin' to catch me!
Bad Cop, No Donut!
Hi there Barney! How's Mayberry, Opie and Andy?
You call THAT a handgun? Check THIS out..
Make this fast, I've got to get the beer back to the party before it gets warm