Evil_Torquetress
10-22-2007, 11:20 PM
What your car says about you
Acura NSX -I知 an impotent dentist
Acura TL -I知 too bland for German cars. I like sporty Buicks
Buick Park Avenue- I知 older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Eldorado -I was a Mary Kay representative
Cadillac Escalade- I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Cadillac Seville -I知 a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro- I知 out on parole
Chevrolet Corvette -Ladies! I'm divorced and available.
Dodge Dart- I teach third grade and I voted for Eisenhower
Ford Crown Victoria -I enjoy looking like a traffic cop, I get people to slow down
Ford Mustang- I slow down to 80mph in school zones
Ford Taurus -I like driving rental/company cars
Honda Civic -I知 in the 11th grade
Honda Accord (old)- I知 in the 12th grade
Honda Accord (new) -I have no originality
Infiniti -I知 a physician with too many malpractice suits pending against me to afford a Mercedes
Jaguar XJ6 -I知 so rich I don稚 give a damn what JD Powers says
Kia Sephia -I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu
Lincoln Town Car -I live for bingo
Mercedes 500SL -Don稚 even think of asking me for an autograph
Mazda Miata- I have no fear of being decapitated by an 18-wheeler
Olds Cutlass -I just stole this car
Plymouth Neon -Hey, at least it was cheap.
Pontiac Trans Am -I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 911 -My divorce is almost final
Porsche Boxster- My divorce is final and I'm stuck with the house payments
Saturn Ion- Look, my dad bought me a sports car
Subaru Forester- I went to college where the girls didn't shave their armpits
Toyota Camry -I am still in the closet
Volkswagen Cabriolet -I am out of the closet
Volkswagen Bus -I am tripping right now
Volvo Wagon -I知 afraid of my wife
Acura NSX -I知 an impotent dentist
Acura TL -I知 too bland for German cars. I like sporty Buicks
Buick Park Avenue- I知 older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Eldorado -I was a Mary Kay representative
Cadillac Escalade- I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Cadillac Seville -I知 a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro- I知 out on parole
Chevrolet Corvette -Ladies! I'm divorced and available.
Dodge Dart- I teach third grade and I voted for Eisenhower
Ford Crown Victoria -I enjoy looking like a traffic cop, I get people to slow down
Ford Mustang- I slow down to 80mph in school zones
Ford Taurus -I like driving rental/company cars
Honda Civic -I知 in the 11th grade
Honda Accord (old)- I知 in the 12th grade
Honda Accord (new) -I have no originality
Infiniti -I知 a physician with too many malpractice suits pending against me to afford a Mercedes
Jaguar XJ6 -I知 so rich I don稚 give a damn what JD Powers says
Kia Sephia -I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu
Lincoln Town Car -I live for bingo
Mercedes 500SL -Don稚 even think of asking me for an autograph
Mazda Miata- I have no fear of being decapitated by an 18-wheeler
Olds Cutlass -I just stole this car
Plymouth Neon -Hey, at least it was cheap.
Pontiac Trans Am -I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 911 -My divorce is almost final
Porsche Boxster- My divorce is final and I'm stuck with the house payments
Saturn Ion- Look, my dad bought me a sports car
Subaru Forester- I went to college where the girls didn't shave their armpits
Toyota Camry -I am still in the closet
Volkswagen Cabriolet -I am out of the closet
Volkswagen Bus -I am tripping right now
Volvo Wagon -I知 afraid of my wife